Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Terrible Tuesday: Vishus Deer Alert

NOTE: Kittens and "tender young juicy" cats should avert their eyes from the picture below!!!!

So sorry about our sudden disappearance for two weeks. Mommy got busy at work and then has been out of town the last couple of weekends to see family and take a much needed vacation, so she's had no time for us to be online. We were very sad we couldn't get on, coz we missed all of you.

But we are back now...and unfortunately with the most frightful news!

You see, our mommy and daddy went away this long weekend to a place called Waterton, to which place they go every year for a short weekend vacation. They liked the place a lot, and they said they had a lot of fun, canoeing and golfing and walking along the lakeshore.

They also saw a lot of deer in the townsite. A lot of them. They were EVERYWHERE. They boldly grazed on the front lawns while the humans were nearby watering their flowers. They hung out in the shade in the backyard as the humans were there sipping beer. They strolled the streets with their fawns, as if they too were doing some Saturday shopping.

And then mommy and daddy came back to their lodge one afternoon and discovered that the lodge had a new resident relaxing in the shade of the lodge (avert your eyes now, little ones!):



Daddy walked up real close to him (maybe 5 ft?) to take the picture with his cellphone. He was a young buck...but already he's been sharpening his antlers, as you can see by what's left of the dangling velvet that used to cover his antlers - to see biggify the picture above. Mommy was in a bit of a panic. And of course we freaked when we saw the picture....

If you ever doubted that the vishus deer are planning WORLD DOMINATION...here is irrefutable proof. Right in this townsite in the Waterton Lakes National Park! Skeezix, help us! What can we do to stop this???

27 comments:

Kimo and Sabi said...

This is why every cat should be safe inside a stroller and carry Mao & Rocky's vishus deer repelunt at all times!

michico*Adan*Lego-小芥*阿丹*樂高 said...

I miss you guys, too.
Good to know you guys are fine~!

Have good time on vacations~!

Tara said...

How very scary! Yes, I agree with Kimo and Sabi, every kitty should be safe!
Tara

Dragonheart, Merlin, Devi, and Chloe said...

Wow, how scary that the vishus deer was so close to your humans' lodge! I'm glad they weren't hurt.

Good to hear from you again - you've been missed!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Oh no!!! Look at those vishus stabby fings on his head! We hope yer Beans were safe.Be warned, the only safe vishus deer is when it has it's furrs taken off and been made into a nice warm snuggly bed furr yoo.
We missed yoo.

Daisy said...

Oh nooooooo! Get some Vishus Deer Repelunt. NOW!

Around Your Wrist said...

your mom and dad were very brave!

i didn't let lucy look at the pictures...she's too young and would be scarred (and scared) for life!

lucy: let me see! i can handle ANYTHING!

marie? i'm having lots of fun with thundering herd...i play at midnight, at 3 am, at 4:30 am. mom's been saying something about banishment...what does that mean?

so glad you're back!

Mickey's Musings said...

Welcome back!You are lucky your beans made it back and you are not an orphan.Best for kitties to stay inside.

Ramses said...

It's ok my Sweet, Tigmut'hep says he'd be only too happy (and too fat) to eat all the deer you want him to! Venison is his all time fave and we don't get it often... Mummy's not had a chance to go see her Grandma in the New Forest for a while now and that's where she gets it from. So you see he's good and ready for a big dinner full of yummy deer meat! Sometimes I'm sure he thinks he's a full size Panther, and not just a petite one! ;)

Anonymous said...

Welcome back! We were gone for a little while, too. Well, a very long while.

What an experience! Your daddy was so brave to get a picture even though he was putting himself in harm's way!

-Rosie

Starbuck and Torrey said...

A deer next to your doorstep!!! Unbelievable! We saw a porcupine the other day and actually got out of the car to take pictures! I didn't even know what it was! I had only ever seen pics in books and assumed they were the size of a hedgehog! Ha ha! So much for city living! Great blog! Nice to meet you!

LZ said...

Oh boy...I think my heart has stopped beating!!! We're glad you're back and your parents didn't get attacked by that vishus creature!

Latte

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Aaaaaaagh....oh, dat was scary. We is glad to be inside now. We think dat maybe a big woofie, like our naybor Nanook, cood help protekt us. We'z gonna ask her bout dis.

The Meezers or Billy said...

holy crap!!!

Skeezix the Cat said...

I can't be shur, but that LOOKS LIKE CAT FURRS INSTED OF ANTLER VELVUT dangling frum his sharp horns!!!!!!!

Thank yoo for yer vijilinse, D&M --- Yer dad was vary brave to snap this foto!!! The deer probly didn't moove cuz it was still full frum a big meel of TENDER YUNG JOOSY CATS!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Holy crap!

The Feline Sextet said...

WOWIE what a big vishus deer, furry brafe of yur dad to take that pikshur, we's glad efurryone is ok!
T.F.S.

PEE-ESS: welcomes back!

The Furry Kids said...

Holy cats! That is so askeery!!!

Love,
Tazo

PS - We're glad you're back. We were starting to get worried. But we definitely understand when Moms get too busy.

Anonymous said...

Welcome back, Donny, Marie, and Casey! We've missed you! And yes, those deer... *shudder* and eek, eek, eek! We have deer around here, too -- oh, I don't even want to think about it because I might faint.

Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn!

The Furry Fighter said...

crikey! are deer vishus then? the ones in the UK just run away all the time...maybe cos the upper classes shoot them all the time though xxx

Samantha & Mom said...

Vishus deer, wowie! Your dad was very brave to get that close to that bad deer! We are so glad you are back, Marie and Donny and Casey! We missed you!
Your FL furiends,

Boy said...

Yay! You're back!
You weawwy have to get your beans much more careful of those vishus deer! I mean, you want your daddy safewy back home don't you!

Mr. Chen and Ollie said...

Oh man, first the vishus deer news from Skeezix and now this - good grief! Everyone be careful out there!
Purrs,
Mr. Chen & Ollie
p.s. We are SOOO happy you're back and all is well! (And, mommy says she is glad your beans got some much need vacation even though it meant you were MIA for a while.)

sammawow said...

That was certainly a terrifying picture! We're glad that your family was not attacked by such a vishus looking deer! Your dad was so brave to stop and take a picture!

Purrrrrrrrs, China Cat & Willow

TRIPPER THE PSYKO STRAY CAT said...

I COOD TAKE HIM! I COOD BUNNYKIK HIM TO KINGDUM COME AND BAK! I'M NOT ASCAIRT WELL NOT MUCH MAYBEY A LITTUL YOO KNOW I DON'T THINK I CAN TRAVEL TO WATERTON CUZ I DON'T KNOW WARE IT IS

EVRY CAT FOR HISSELF!!!!!

Lux said...

That's almost unbelievable - the gall of that vishus deer!

Glad you're back!

Meowers from Missouri said...

fer catsakes!

izzat town a place where efurrybean has had their brains taken ofur by the vishus deers? you better check out your beans REALLLLLL close; maybe . . . no! that's too turrible to think of!!!

quick! post again, so we know you're OK!!